My “Things-I’m-Glad-Won’t-Be-In-Heaven” List

    So I was going to call this my “Hate List”, but I really don’t enjoy the word ‘hate’, so therefore the alternate, (I think better) title is the “Things-I’m-Glad-Won’t-Be-In-Heaven List”. Much better, right? Anywho, I made the list partially last night in my journal/diary and it’s basically stuff that’s on my mind right now. I would be able to name a bunch more if it was like my whole life.

   Ok, here it goes, the things I’m glad won’t be in heaven are:

• mosquitos

• razor burns

• slow computers

• hang nails

• wedgies

• stickers (in the grass)

• stomachaches

• heat/humidity

• “that time of the month” and all it’s pre-symptoms

• alarms

• homesickness

• that missing-someone feeling

• expiration dates

• hand cramps from writing

• hate

Just to name a few in my lil brain at the moment…